I’m Not a Loser

Lyrics

[Intro] One, two, three, four (Ha-ha, nicely timed) One, two, three, four [Verse 1] I'm not a fan, not a fan of traditions I just wanna get pissed here in my kitchen I'm not a loser, no I'm not a loser (She's not a loser) People look at me like I am a hooker But I just wanna be a venue booker I'm not a loser, no I'm not a loser (She's not a loser) [Chorus] All these bad boys wanna spank me Guess it's just their way to thank me They all want the hanky-panky They all want the hanky-panky All these bad boys wanna spank me Guess it's just their way to thank me They all want the hanky-panky [Post-Chorus] I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine [Verse 2] I fell asleep down there in the gutter But it's no worries, it's as smooth as butter I'm not a loser, no I'm not a loser (She's not a loser) My roommates think that I am a cunt But I pay the rent on time every month I'm not a loser (No) I'm not a loser (She's not a loser) [Bridge] I just had the best coffee I got no worries It's sunny outside and I'm in a singlet It's December, it's only getting hot now That's alright for St. Kilda I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine [Chorus] All these bad boys wanna spank me Guess it's just their way to thank me They all want the hanky-panky They all want the hanky-panky All these bad boys wanna spank me Guess it's just their way to thank me They all want the hanky-panky [Outro] I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine