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Bonus Mai Tais

Album cover art for "Bonus Mai Tais" by The New Pornographers

The New Pornographers

Bonus Mai Tais

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March 27, 2026.

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The sidereal doo-wop of the rain On the skylight, yeah, it played First time I'd seen you since when The cancer nearly did you in Like always, some fancy spread A themed drink, it is just your way Customs you're still keeping up Scorpions or boulevardiers The sidereal doo-wop of the rain On the skylight, yeah, it played You're calling this the bonus round I don't want to call it that, though But in case I can't make it back In case I don't make it back I'll have one more bonus Mai Tai I'll have one more bonus Mai Tai The siderеal doo-wop of the rain On the skylight, yeah, it playеd You splurged and bought a new TV Said, "Hey, you can't take it with you!" And what could I do but agree? Knowing dick all about such things And we love this song, it's a classic hit Yeah, Thompson Twins, they rarely missed In case I can't make it back In case I can't make it back I'll have one more bonus Mai Tai Have one more bonus Mai Tai You said, "Thank God I didn't know Any earlier I was sick Because it wouldn't have changed a thing for me" Which blurred into the cocktail history Once it depleted rum supplies Post-depression, the tiki craze But you have to use curaçao Orange juice is frowned upon Oh, if I don't make it back Oh, if I can't make it back I'll have one more bonus Mai Tai Have one more bonus Mai Tai The sidereal doo-wop of the rain On the skylight The sidereal doo-wop of the rain On the skylight The sidereal doo-wop of the rain On the skylight

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