Life Hereafter

Lyrics

[KERMIT] Welcome to the life hereafter Sleepless nights, eternal laughter Buy the farm, push up some daisies [MONSTERS] Then get down with us creepy crazies [CLEAN GENE, SPOKEN] Hi, wanna come play with me? [GHOST HOST] Frights du jour [GHOST] And daily nightmares [MUMMY & DUDDY] Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs [GHOST HOST] If you think it's too macabre Follow the floating candelabra [BALLROOM RAT] But he ain't French and he can't croon [YOLANDA] We did that in a beastly cartoon [GHOST HOST, SPOKEN] She was a beauty [SUNG] We'll never rest, we'll never cease 'Till you finally rest in peace [CHIP] You can fly and you can float [SCOOTER] Or you can scream just like a goat [KERMIT] But to grant your endless wishes [SQUID] First you must sleep down with the fishes [PEPE, SPOKEN] Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy! [KERMIT] Rain or snow [GHOST HOST] Lightning or thunder [FRACKLES] The party is down here six feet under [FRACKLE] Trick or treat? [MO FRACKLE] Take a smell of my feet [BIG MEAN CARL] And give me something good to eat [GHOST HOST] You're all alone, but don't be scared We've got your wake all pre-prepared [HOWARD, SPOKEN] Hi, I'm serving soup. It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis [STATLER, SPOKEN] It's all so dopey, I'm complaining [WALDORF, SPOKEN] At least it's almost entertaining [ANNOUNCER, SPOKEN] Your attention, please. Restless spirits have halted our progress. Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily [STATLER, SPOKEN] Oh, no. The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you is being stuck in here with them! [FOZZIE] We tell jokes [BOBO] I do tricks [CRAZY HARRY] With my deadly candlesticks [KERMIT] Come on now and lift your glass [GHOST HOST] Filled with poison sassafras [THE SWEDISH CHEF] (Speaks Mock Swedish) [JOE FROM LEGAL] Sign your will, deed, and trust Cause it's time to bite the dust [ALL] Cash in your chips, we're not joking Now's the time you should be croaking You're so great, none can compare No one has your savoir faire [GHOST HOST] It's time to turn your whole life story Into a memento mori [ALL] Corpse by corpse and one by one Until you shout "My life is done" [KERMIT] So join us in this life hereafter [ALL] Sleepless nights, eternal laughter Sleepless nights, eternal laughter Sleepless nights, eternal laughter Sleepless nights, eternal laughter [KERMIT] And now the greatest act of all [GHOST HOST] It's Gonzo's final curtain call [ALL] From the basement to the rafters Join us in the great hereafter You'll be great forever after [MONSTERS] In our monstrous life hereafter [ALL] For our afterparty afterlife [ROWLF, SPOKEN] Rest. In. Peace [ALL, SPOKEN] R.I.P.!