This Sandal Shit

Lyrics

This sandal shit has gotta stop It makes me wanna puke If I see your ugly toes again I don't know what I'll do I'm so sick of assholes and Deadheads, it's true Alternative rockers are all hippies, too So try to remember to cover your feet If you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach Save it for the beach This sandal shit has gotta stop It makes me wanna puke If I see your ugly toes again I swear I'll murder you You zombie-like yuppies with pathetic lives Your hairy-legged females all give me the hives So try to remember to cover your feet If you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach This sandal shit has gotta stop This sandal shit has gotta stop Go! [Guitar solo] This sandal shit has gotta stop This sandal shit has gotta stop This sandal shit has gotta stop This sandal shit has gotta stop This sandal shit has gotta Sandal shit has gotta Sandal shit has gotta stop