Velveeta [live]

Lyrics

Sugar-coated girlfriends don't mean anything to me This song's about a girl who's soft and warm and cheap When I held her close to me, she melted right away Velveeta was her name Velveeta [x3] All my friends keep telling me, "Frank, you must be sick How can you have fun with a gooey, processed chick?" But she's much more than that, she's got a heart of gold She does what she's told Velveeta [x3] I want to tell her that I'll never go away She keeps showing me her expiration date Girls may comе, girls may go, I know one thing for sure They stock Vеlveeta at the local grocery store And she'll be on the shelf until the end of time When we'll have to say goodbye Velveeta [x6] Yeah, yeah, yeah