King Dork [Forward ’Til Death version]

Lyrics

I don't have much to offer Or anything at all I look like death warmed over You're like a living doll Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen But I'm King Dork, and I want you to be my queen Ee-een, ee-een, whoa-oh-oh I'm King Dork, and I want you to be my queen You're too dear to put a price on And when I talk to you You're more than Monty Python, Star Trek, or Dr. Who You're much more than MST3K or D&D Yeah, I'm King Dork, and I want you to be with me Ee-ee, ee-ee, whoa-oh-oh I'm King Dork, and I want you to be with me Once you get used to it Maybe you could love me just a little bit Would that be such a catastrophe? So don't start screaming yet Just lower your standards and get set Whatever it takes, however it has to be Those other girls can't stand me There's none as fair as you But if they see you and me It might embarrass you So we'll go where they will never see Yeah, I'm King Dork, and I want you to be with me Ee-ee, ee-ee, whoa-oh-oh I'm King Dork, and I want you to be my I'm King Dork, and I want you to be my I'm King Dork, and I want you to be my queen