I Wrote A Book About Rock And Roll

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Let me tell you something you don't seem to understand I don't really care about your crappy local band Don't you tell me I can't tell you what to do I can on the whole 'Cause I work for a magazine And I wrote a book about rock and roll I wrote a book about rock and roll I wrote a book about rock and roll I think rock and roll is wonderful And I wrote a book about rock and roll I know words like "sobriquet," "malaise," and "plutocrat" And I compare the Shaggs to Wittgenstein How cool is that? Oh, you don't? I didn't think you would Are my references outta control? Sometimes I even stump myself But it's all in my book about rock and roll I wrote a book about rock and roll I wrote a book about rock and roll Rock and roll is in my soul So I wrote a book about rock and roll Hey, yeah yeah Rock and roll Hey, yeah yeah Rock and roll If you start doubting me There's something you should see Take a look at these thousands of CDs No one has more than me And I got all of them for free Hey, thanks for the free CD I can sell it at the store down the block And don't be surprised if I say, "Kiss my ass" That's how rock and rollers talk (like me) But you better treat me right 'Cause I'm mean and powerful But you'll never be a reference In my next book about rock and roll I wrote a book about rock and roll I wrote a book about rock and roll Rock and roll is wonderful So I wrote a book about rock and roll Hey, yeah yeah Rock and roll Hey, yeah yeah