Danny Partridge Got Busted [live]

Lyrics

I just read the news in the paper yesterday Danny Bonaduce just got busted in LA He used to be ten years old, now he's twenty-five Busted for narcotics, and he's facing ten to life Danny Partridge busted Happened just the other day Danny Partridge busted Now they're gonna lock him away We'll never see his freckled face smiling anymore Gonna put him in a cell, double lock the door Shirley, Kеith, and Reuben, I wonder whеre you are Next time you see Danny, he'll be safely behind bars Danny Partridge busted Happened just the other day Danny Partridge busted Now they're gonna lock him away [Interlude] (Jon Von) C'mon everybody Well now, let's play a game I tell you, I can make a rhyme Out of anybody's name The first letter of the name I treat it like it wasn't there But a "B" or an "F" Or an "M" will appear Then I say, "Bo," and a "B," and I say the name And, "Bo-na-na fanna" and "fo" And I say the name again with an "F" this time And a "fee fi" and "mo" And I say the name again with an "M," third time And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme (Spoken) JON VON: All right, Frank, are you ready to do the game? DR. FRANK: Yeah JON VON: Okay, let's do Shirley! (Dr. Frank) Shirley, Shirley, Bo-birley Bo-na-na-fanna-fo-firley Fe-fi-mo-mirley Shirley (Spoken) JON VON: Okay, Frank, let's do Rubin! (Dr. Frank) Rubin, Rubin, Bo-bubin Bo-na-na-fanna-fo-fubin Fe-fi-mo-mubin Rubin (Spoken) JON VON: Okay, here's the big one. Let's do Danny! (Dr. Frank) Danny, Danny, Bo-banny Bo-na-na-fanna-fo-fanny Fe-fi-mo-manny Danny [End Interlude] Little Danny Partridge wasn't as innocent as he seemed He finally found an outlet for his money-making schemes I just can't believe it, 'cause it seems so strange to me The kid that we grew up with is a pusher on the street Danny Partridge busted Happened just the other day Danny Partridge busted Now they're gonna lock him away