My Marge

Lyrics

[Intro] My Marge One, two, three, four [Verse 1] My Marge is such a delight She thrills me at night The second I turn off the light [Verse 2] My Marge is peaches to me When no one can see The snuggle up is heavenly [Bridge] My Marge treats me sweetly Take me home for tea Let's not stay out too late 'Cause your mother will be cross And I'll be down across her knee, you know [Verse 3] My Marge speaks double Dutch She's so ripe to touch That's why I love her very much [Bridge] Oh, three, three, oh And take me home for tea Let's not stay out too late 'Cause your mother will be cross And I'll be down across her knee, you know [Verse 1] My Marge is such a delight She thrills me at night The second I turn off the light [Outro] You know my Marge She's a nice girl, you know She picks her nose Throws the brown lumps over the right side The green lumps over the left side And everybody else says goodnight