Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Lyrics

[Intro] I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood [Verse 1] Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: "Can y'all see? The little strings on the giant spider? " The zipper from the black lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up? And the flaps on the side of the moon The jelly and paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime droozle off The rumples and the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too soft The suits and the hats and the tie's too wide And too short for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind While the monster just ate Japan [Bridge] Ladies and gentlemen The monster, which the peasants in this area call Frunobulax Has just been seen approaching the power plant Bullets can't stop it Rockets can't stop it We may have to use nuclear force! C'mon, c'mon get up quick I said get up Everybody c'mon This might be your last chance Go to the shelter, you won't mind Go to the shelter my baby, my baby Go to the shelter Go to the shelter Go to the shelter my baby, my baby Go to the shelter Go to the shelter [Verse 2] Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me Can you see the little string danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble and the mouth flop shut And the horrible eye And the horrible eye And the horrible eye They are rollin' around Can you see it at all Can you see it from here Can you laugh till your weak on your knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know, yeah I need a little more cheepnis please [Outro] Baby, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please (Cheepnis are better) Baby, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please (Cheepnis are better) Baby, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please (Cheepnis are better) Baby, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please (Cheepnis are better) Cheepnis are better Cheepnis are better Cheepnis are better Baby, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please A-ha! Thank you