Call Any Vegetable [Just Another Band from L.A.]

Lyrics

Call any vegetable, call it by name You gotta call one today when you get off the train Call any vegetable and the chances are good Yeah, the vegetable will respond to you (La-la, la-la) The vegetable will respond to you (La-la, la-la) Call any vegetable, pick up your phone Think of a vegetable lonely at home Call any vegetable and the chances are good Yeah, the vegetable will respond to you (La-la, la-la) The vegetable will respond to you (La-la, la-la) Rutabaga, rutabaga Rutabaga, rutabaga Rutabay-y-y-y-ga No one will know if you don't wanna let them know No one will know unless it's you that might tell them so Call and they'll come to you Smiling and covered with dew Vegetables dream, vegetables dream Vegetables dream of responding to you Standing there shiny and proud by your side Holding your joint while the neighbors decide Why is a vegetable something to hide? To hide? To hide? To hide? Yeah! [Instrumental Break 3:13 - 4:32] [Guitar Solo] Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop... You know, a lot of people don't bother About their friends in the vegetable kingdom (ah-ah) They, they think: "What can I say?" Some times they think: "Where can I go?" Where can I go to get my poodle clipped in Burbank? At Ralph's vegetarian poodle clippin', where you can come this... Where can I go to get organic Vaseline for my intercourse? At Bob and Ray's Swahili restaurant, where you can come this... Where can I go to get my jeans embroidered in Fullerton? At Jeans, at Jeans North where nothing fits Where can I go to get my zipper repaired in Hollywood? Who gives a fuck anyway! Where can I go to get my speakers fixed? Hey at... at Jack La... Where can I go to get my exit lights? At Jack La Lanne Hamburgers on 312 Whittier Boulevard Where can I go to get my stomach pumped? Where can I go to collapse? Adee do... Questions, Questions, Questions Flooding into the mind of the concerned young person today Ah, but it's a great time to be alive, ladies and gentlemen And that's the theme of our program for tonight It's so fuckin' great to be alive! Is what the theme of our show is tonight, boys and girls And I wanna tell ya If there is anybody here who doesn't believe That it is fuckin' great to be alive I wish they would go now Because this show will bring them down so much God bless America Land that I... Call any vegetable, call it by name You gotta call one today when you get off the train Call any vegetable and the chances are good Oh, that the vegetable will respond to you And if you're a consenting adult, we want you to call today In Los Angeles, the number is Richmond 9-6135 In Downey, it's 347-8932 Call it direct! Call it collect! But call it today!