Call Any Vegetable

Lyrics

[Intro] This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular They're real good for ya [Verse 1] Call any vegetable (call any vegetable) Call it by name (call any vegetable) Call one today (call any vegetable) When you get off the train (call any vegetable) [Chorus] Call any vegetable and the chances are good Aw, the vegetable will respond to you [Bridge] Some people don't go for prunes, I don't know I've always found that if they- [Verse 2] Call any vegetable (call any vegetable) Pick up your phone (call any vegetable) Think of a vegetable (call any vegetable) Lonely at home (call any vegetable) [Chorus] Call any vegetable and the chances are good That a vegetable will respond to you Rutabaga, rutabaga Rutabaga, rutabaga Rutabay-y-y-y... [Bridge] A prune isn't really a vegetable Cabbage is a vegetable [Outro] No one will know if you don't want to let them know No one will know 'less it's you that might tell them so Call and they'll come to you, covered with dew Vegetables dream of responding to you Standing there shiny and proud by your side Holding your hand while the neighbors decide Why is a vegetable something to hide?