Love Goes Down the Drain

Lyrics

The creature from the black lagoon He sits inside her warm, wet womb He says, "Mirror, mirror, tell me truly: Is my hair dank and unruly?" (Chorus) Down and down and down I go When love goes down the drain The monster from way out in space He tears his way up to her face He says, "Mirror, mirror, be real candid: Does my face need to be sanded?" (Chorus) The beasty from the foulest end He slips around the toilet bend He says, "Is this how one ages, ergo Does it happen to all Virgos?" (Chorus)