Lyrics

[Intro] Now, some people try to pick up girls And get called the assholes But this never happened to Pablo Picasso He was only 5' 3" But women could not resist his stare And Pablo Picasso was never called anything like that Now, now, in Paris and New York The girls would turn the color of the avocado When he would drive down their street in his El Dorado And he was only 5' 3" But women could not resist the stare And all the problems that young men of New York City have with women Were not those of Pablo Picasso And we havе a song about it And it starts as follows [Verse 1] Well, some guys try to pick up girls And they gеt called the asshole But, uh, this never happened to Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And they could not resist his stare And so Pablo Picasso's never called an asshole [Verse 2] Well, well, the girls would turn the color of an avocado He would drive down their street in his El Dorado He could walk down your street And they could not resist his stare And so Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole [Verse 3] Well, well, New York City Some guys try to pick up girls It's unsuccessful tries They don't realize that it was All in the eyes of Pablo Picasso, who was never called an asshole He was only 5' 3" Girls could not resist his his stare And so Pablo Picasso's never called an asshole [Break] Alright, now for that New York subway sound [Instrumental] [Verse 4] So, be not schmuck Be not obnoxious Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole Remember the lesson of Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And they could not resists his stare And so Pablo Picasso's never called an asshole [Verse 5] Well, well, some people try to pick up girls And they get called the asshole But this never happened to Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist the stare And, so, Pablo Picasso's never called [Outro, spoken] Thank you very much