Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, the fire's burning slow Now where's that mistletoe? Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here I need a taste of Christmas cheer I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix (Ooh-wee) I just want him to be All wrapped up for me Santa's never been this hard to resist But Santa never used to look like this [Chorus] He's traded in his reindeer for a limousine He's wearing purple trousers 'stead of red and green This Christmas I want something I never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag [Verse 2] Now, I got to, got to find out how To make him want to settle down I've got a big fat kiss right at the top of my list So we can build a little candy home And have a few elves of our own I want to sneak a peek at my surprise And see tradition metamorphasize [Chorus] He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town This Christmas I want something I never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag [Chorus] As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor This Christmas I want something I never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag He's got a Rickenbacker and he's bleached his hair He's rockin' to the rhythm with a Latin flair This Christmas I want something I've never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new— [Outro] He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine He's pictured on the front of money magazine This Christmas I want something I've never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new, Santa's got Santa's got a brand new bag