Ill Vacation

Lyrics

[Intro] Ill vacation Ill vacation Ill vacation (All aboard!) (I said I, L, L, express) Ill vacation Hold on tight [Verse 1] It started out when I took the airport And ran the shuttle through the airport Chauffeur was the ill sort Left side of her hair braided but it still short Right side grown out, the whole half inch worth Looked on lustfully Gave her my best jerk smirk She smiled back grilled shined so hard it hurt (missing) So the rest of her body is a tough piece of work She dropped me off three feet from the curb Tipped her with what I had left of my (missing) (missing) [Verse 2: Gift of Gab] Took a little boat to a private island ... [Verse 3: Gift of Gab] I put a harness on a tortoise And a porpoise and a swordfish And we started bending corners Doing donuts underwater Started under portland, oregon Hit the shores of bora bora Had some chardonnay and tortellini with Camorra and league Unfortunately, I had to go for real so I showed him my report card Climbed a water boat bound for rio Bribing, weaving, water skiing For no reason at all I just started screaming That's an onomatopoeia I hit the reefer pipe with con-dol-lee-zza rice Ate a pita with some meats and rice At the speed of light Me and condie hopped in my ferrari, yo to Rio de Janeirio [sic] And I got my party on and stopped the party yo But condie went nutty started doing cardio In a leopard leotard and a pair of army boots Along with Super Mario, Rodney-O, Leonardio Decarprio [sic], Star Jones Paul McCartney, Hall and Oates, and Rosario Dawson (who ain't had nothing hardly on) It was awesome (Awesome?) Awesome