The Hitcher

Lyrics

[The Hitcher, (Piper Twins)] Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job Ave a cuppa tea (ave a cuppa tea) Ave a cuppa tea I'm The Hitcher Let me put you in the picture Creeping in your room in the dead of night With my solo polo vision (that's right) I'm a cockney geeza Watch me bleed ya I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper Taught him how to slice I cut him up a treat Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana,(two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) 40 shillings for your melons (Oh yeah) (We're the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper Cutting through the night like a windscreen Wiping you away like rain drops Don't mess with the boys) Shut your noise Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare Dancing skeletons, white, blue and yeller uns Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat And if you cross us We'll cut ya And you ain't gonna like that (You ain't gonna like that) I'm bad juju I use voodoo if I choose to I harness the forces of evil to abuse you A power, a polo, an evil magnet Were sucking up your soul (You ain't gonna like that)