Heroes

Lyrics
When I was a little boy Sitting in my little bedroom I had lots and lots and lots and Lots and lots of heroes in my world I thought that they were all Really quite wonderful Better than even anything Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh When I was a little boy And everyone I knew was on TV I used to dream about joining them And living in Bedrock or castaway On an uncharted desert isle And eat coconuts all day Now I'm grown up and I can see My heroes are really quite ordinary And didn't you know that Gidget was frigid And Maxwell Smart was a silly old fart The Jetsons wore Stetsons And lookеd really daggy The Monkees werе junkies And Gomer Pyle was a pedophile Aunty Jack was hooked on smack And Gilligan was just a hopeless case Uh-huh When I was a little boy Sitting in my little wheelchair I used to think that I was Superman Or swimming in a cement pond With Elly May and Jethro too Or flying in the sky with Sister Bertrille But now I'm grown up and I know the nun can't fly And Elly May and Jethro cannot swim Oh, and didn't you know that Gidget was frigid And Maxwell Smart was a silly old fart The Jetsons wore Stetsons And looked really daggy The Monkees were junkies And Gomer Pyle was a pedophile Aunty Jack was hooked on smack And Gilligan was just a hopeless case Gidget was frigid And Maxwell Smart was a silly old fart Skippy was tripping And singing the 60 Minutes theme The Monkees were junkies And Gomer Pyle was a pedophile And Yabba-Dabba-Doo Fred you-know-who Was a drug pusher and a child molester And he had a weight problem A-wait-wait-wait A-wait for me, I won't be long I just have to sing my song Then I'll be hurrying on back to you And we can be heroes together
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Credits
- Writers
- John Swingle
- Jason “Cass” Cassidy
- Chris “Porky” Padgett