Lyrics

I met you in the seventh grade You had the same T-shirt as me I got detention and you stayed And helped me with my ABCs You always won the spelling bee And you had the cutest smile And when I saw it It almost made school seem worthwhile I passed the test and better yet I got a B for the first time And who'd have thought the teacher's pet Could be the girl I want as mine? I choo-choo-choose her as my valentine And she kissed me on the nose I would've preferred it on the lips But her kiss still curled my toes The best thing that I ever did was join the dole queue The second best thing is you I met you in the seventh grade You had the same T-shirt as me I got detention and you stayed And helped me with my ABCs You always won the spelling bee And you had the cutest smile And when I saw it It almost made school seem worthwhile