I Won’t Be Home for Christmas

Lyrics

[Intro: Blink-182] Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la la la la la 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la la la la la [Verse 1: Mark Hoppus] Outside, the carolers start to sing I can't describe the joy they bring 'Cause joy is something they don't bring me My girlfriend is by my side From the roof are hanging sicles of ice Their whiny voices get irritating It's Christmas time again [Verse 2: Mark Hoppus] So I stand with a dead smile on my face Wondering how much of my time they'll waste Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers And then I guess I must have snapped Because I grabbed a baseball bat And made them all run for shelter [Chorus: Mark Hoppus] It's Christmastime again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you don't wanna get beat down Just leave the presents and then leave me alone [Verse 3: Mark Hoppus] Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve 'Cause the cops came and arrested me They had an unfair advantage And even though the jail didn't have a tree Christmas came a night early 'Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (Hot damn!) [Chorus: Mark Hoppus] It's Christmastime again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you don't wanna get beat down Just leave the presents and then leave me alone [Outro: Mark Hoppus & Tom DeLonge] I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail!) I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail!) I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail!) I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail!) I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas