Lyrics

[Verse] Ladies and gentlemen, and ladies Introducing to you A night of delectable and spectacular entertainment Will you cast your eyes upon the dancefloor Will you give us your rapt and undivided attention? Presenting to you, for one night only [Chorus] Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night [Verse] In his crisp white suit Discoboy's every inch the Shakespearian hero Provoking jealousy and tragedy With his funky groove Rosie As the red satin curtain falls Discoboy hits the floor A thousand deaths in the mirrorball Thе crowd cry out they want more [Chorus] Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must diе On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night [Verse] And high in the gods of the ancient theatre Now a discoteque, the demonic human lamprey Focused a diabolic machine disguised as a spotlight The deathray His hatred for discoboy was all consuming He lit him up He's on fire As the glitterball spins The light in his eyes goes dim The wallflowers turn away and cry Boo hoo boo hoo [Chorus] Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Discoboy must die On a Saturday night Die!