Lyrics

[Verse] Voice 1: Horsefly! Voice 2: Daddy Ooh smooth! V1: How are you fixed for goose? V2: Loaded! V1: Well then, hit me man! V2: On the way to the cafe, I blowed out a left tennis shoe But lucky I had my cold patches with me Smoothie, the menu was loaded They had steak sandwich, chicken salad Bacon tomato lettuce tomato barbecue Pimiento cheese, tortilla, hamburger, cheeseburger Con latte, blue type of creamed egg Battered hake a la hamburger steak Cold plate ham, ram, lamb, beef, bull and bear Goof off, Smooth, and tear me up V1: After the show, be sure and drag to the Rocker Club And dance to the music of Joe Banana and his bunch With music with a peel, playin' and singin' their smash hit "Grandma's a total stranger, since she got her nose caught In a record changer" Now there'll be free pink tea for the ladies And Zuzu crackers for the men Keep on goofin', horsefly, 'cause you's on Candid Camera V2: Man I feel so unnecessary, I wonder how things are In Guacamola, do you need money? Send your hot rod, your record player And your charm bracelet to station G-O-O-F And we will cheerfully send you fifty cents cash And if you're not completely dissatisfied, your money will be Grudgingly refunded, keep on flippin', smooth! V1: Lately I noticed it's hotter in the city than it is in the Summer And it's colder in the Winter than it is in the country Like thirty days has September, April, June and no wonder All the rest like peanut brittle except my mother in law And she rides around on a tricycle Ain't nothin' to it, just go and do it horsefly V2: Smooth, six months ago I couldn't even spell The word "drummer", now I are one And man, all drummers are broke Have you got two tens for a five or two dimes for a nickel? Or change for a dollar thirty five? Or just lend me a dollar-half for a cup of coffee But let me have solid quarter, man Speakin' of money, where can I buy the One way ticket to Arkebutta? Or can't you get there from here? Educate me now, you know We went to different schools together V1: Are you all croaked out and all blagged off? I done goofed, have you tried the new breakfast cereal Goofettes? If you have you's goofed, like I just did Switch, as many do, to cheeseburger on cornbread Or cold possum sandwich, on dry wheat toast But if you wanna play it safe, then order two scrambled eggs And the way you want 'em, man, is on credit Now keep on goofin', horsefly V2: Are you all coked out, and all blagged off? Is your face dirty from the lack of washing? If so, try stick-o little soap-o sud They do the work of, without strain of And youse will say happy days are here again The only way you can beat it, man, is with a stick And if you're driving home, be sure you got a car Or you too will be goofin' off