Freddy Morris Monologue

Lyrics

Ok, wanna settle down over there? Hold the music there, hold it... I've been asked by the Transfers to come out here and talk to you I'm the raging Freddy Morris, I've been around a long time What's so funny? I want to introduce you to a man Who is a giant among giants in the business When I say that, I mean he knows them all I mean Frankie and Sammy, Tony and Lena Liberace, you know - the biggies... I want you to make him feel really at home here We're talking, we're talking about the king of dada We are talking about the hippest talker in America He's come a long way, I want you to make him feel really at home here He cost big bucks - let's hear it for him L Dorado Kaddy, ok, here he is now....