The Dada Polka

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Stephin Merritt, Shirley Simms, & Claudia Gonson] People of Earth, when you dance dance the Dada Polka Life is only a dream When in the mood for romance dance the Dada Polka Be as cute as you seem [Chorus 1] Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Freeze! Do something, anything Do something please [Verse 2] People of Earth, don't just stand there, the Dada Polka Is as fun as it sounds Move hips and hands when the band plays the Dada Polka You may lose a few pounds [Chorus 2] Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Change! Do something, anything Do something strange [Verse 3] People of Mars, you too must do the Dada Polka It's the meaning of life Fill any partner with lust, do the Dada Polka! Soon there'll be a new wife [Chorus 3] Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Do Do something, anything Do something Blue Do something, anything Do something a little out of character, it won't kill you Do something, anything Do something true