Rape’n U Records (Skit)

Lyrics

This is a message for all thirsty niggas trying to get a record deal Please, be aware [Jadakiss as J. Jerkin Niggas, Sheek, (J Hood), [Styles]] {*knocking*} Yo, who dat? Ayo, it's Sheek, baby! What's up? Sheek who? From The Lox, nigga, you know who the fuck I am, nigga Oh, Louch, what up, my nigga? What's goin' on, man? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up, J Jerkin Niggas? Ayo, who this nigga? My nigga J-Hood, man! Is he hot? J-Hood, shit is off the meek, what's up, dog? Chillin', you aight?(How you, how you?) (Who this nigga?) This is my assistants right here Yeah, I know 'em, I know 'em (Do you J-Jerking Niggas, man?) Word up You see the 5 carrat gold link down to the dick, nigga? Jerkin' you, nigga Corny ass nigga, you see it, nigga Let me hear something, baby! Let me hear something then, nigga! I see you got the waves spinning and all that The shag, the crazy shag and all that. Let me hear something, money! (Ayo – don't sleep, 'cause if you sleep, you dreamin' And while you dreamin', your bitch gettin' pumped full of semen) Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up! You feelin' that, baby? You got some–what kind of deal you got there? Ayo, he's signed to me right now, he's signed to me I can't even... I can't do it You know, you're my man and all that, but I can't even do no business Listen, listen, check this out, dawg We gon' work out a little something, you know what I'm saying? The name of my label, 'Rape'n U Records' If he signed to you, then I can't rape 'em I'm 'bout have a contract for 25 hundred right now We'll work something out later We'll work something? I'm feelin' that, I'm feelin' that A nigga sign? Sign right here (Yo, this contract right here?) No doubt, just sign it, man! Don't worry about shit, I'll get the lawyers later for you, dog That's what we– just sign it! [Sheek's got you!] You couldn't sign it at a better time Rape'n U Records, baby! We'll get you a Rollie Rollie, baby! A fake Rollie, you know Can you dance? Can you dance? (A Rollie, and a whip too?) A whip? No doubt, I'ma get you a Honda Civic, the new shit You couldn't sign it at a better time (I'm 'bout to blow, right?) HELL NO, you ain't about to blow! I'm 'bout to do my album right now I'm gon' rape your publishing, rape your marketing I'ma rape your budget, your bag of flavor bitch How to show 'em? I'ma rape her I'ma rape everything, nigga Everything you can think of, I'm gon' rape you, baby If you get any artist, I'ma rape their royalties Don't worry 'bout no lawyer Rape'n U Records, baby! I got a lawyer for you Rape'n U, Rape'n U, Rape'n U! [We'll be RAPE'N U, RAPE'N U, RAPE'N U, RAPE'N U] {*echoed} No matter how hard you try... After you sign, you cannot escape the rape