Shipping Forecast

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The Longest Johns - Pop, Spoken Word

Shipping Forecast

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And now the shipping forecast, issued by the Met Office on behalf of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency at 17:00 hours today.​ North Utsire, South Utsire, Forties, Cromarty, northwesterly 5 to 7, occasionally gale 8, backing southwesterly and decreasing 3 for a time. Rain later, moderate becoming good.​ Humber, Shannon, northeasterly 6, good, growing steadily, becoming 7. Happy birthday.​ Tyne, Thames, Forth, little bit, muchly, 32 long, size 8, becoming smart later.​ Dogger, Fisher, Dover, I hardly knew her.​ Viking, arriving soon, leaving later with your wife.​ Fair Isle, Faeroes, pyramid, sphinx.​ Biscay, Fastnet, dial-up, broadband.​ Lundy, mardi, mercredi.​ Plymouth, no.​ German Bight, watch out for that.​ Portland, Fitzroy, moving forward, 22 yards, touchdown.​ Irish Sea, Irish do, Baileys, Hebrides.​ Rockall, sole, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.​ Trafalgar, rectangular, becoming square.​ And finally, Longest Johns, starting strong, 7 or 8, becoming not so poor, then good.​ That was the shipping forecast for 17:00 hours, Wednesday 18th August.​

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  • The Longest Johns