Scrooge

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The Longest Johns - Pop, Musicals

Scrooge

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Duration: 3:51

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Lyrics

[Intro] When a cold wind blows, it chills you Chills you to the bone But there's nothing in nature That freezes your heart Like years of being alone It paints you with indifference Like a lady paints with rouge And the worst of the worst The most hated and cursed Is the one that we call Scrooge Unkind as any And the wrath of many This is Ebenezer Scrooge [Verse 1] Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug There goes Mr. Grim If they gave a prize for being mean Thе winner would be him Old Scrooge hе loves his money 'Cause he thinks it gives him power If he became a flavour You can bet he would be sour [Verse 2] There goes Mr. Skinflint There goes Mr. Greed The undisputed master Of the underhanded deed He charges folks a fortune For his dark and drafty houses Us poor folk live in misery It's even worse for mouses [Bridge] He must be so lonely, he must be so sad He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad He's really of victim of fear and of pride Look close and there must be a sweet man inside Nah! [Verse 3] There goes Mr. Outrage There goes Mr. Sneer He has no time for friends or fun His anger makes that clear Don't ask him for a favour 'Cause his nastiness increases No crust of bread for those in need No cheeses for us meeses [Verse 4] There goes Mr. Heartless There goes Mr. Cruel He never gives, he only takes He lets this hunger rule If being mean's a way of life You practice and rehearse Then all this work is paying off 'Cause Scrooge is getting worse Every day in every way Scrooge is getting worse Humbug!

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Credits

Writers
  • Miles Goodman
  • Paul Williams