The Recruiting Sergeant

Lyrics

[Chorus] Over the mountains And over the sea By Hercules transporter To fight the Afghani With a rifle in my hand To set the country free But it's your picture in my pocket That means everything to me [Verse 1] So I've fixed-up the alarm And broken half way in When the security guard appears And busts me on the chin He kicks me 'round and says "Do you know the shit you're in?" I said "I was on me arse mate" Meant no offence to him [Chorus] I was over the mountains And over the sea By Hercules transporter To fight the Afghani With a rifle in my hand To set the country free But it's your picture in my pocket That means everything to me [Verse 2] I know I let you down babe Trying to make ends meet When I met this recruiting sergeant By the courthouse on the street He said "You're a disgrace boy And that's your fucking crime" Then somebody got the drinks in And I signed on the dotted line [Chorus] And I was over the mountains And over the sea By Hercules transporter To fight the Afghani With a rifle in my hand To set the country free But it's your picture in my pocket That means everything to me [Verse 3] Now I'm sucking dust in Helmand Dug in to Lashkar Gar Where the local weed and opium Beats any British bar I know as we lay there dreaming I'm still in the pay of thieves And I'm rushing back to be with you Upon this desert breeze [Chorus] It's blowing over the mountains And over the sea By Hercules transporter To fight the Afghani With a rifle in my hand To set the country free But it's your picture in my pocket That means everything to me [Verse 4] Don't follow me to die boys In bloody Kandahar With the eerie glow of tracers Lighting every wretched scar Who will say a prayer for me And cry each year this day? If you see a recruiting sergeant boys Run, run away [Chorus] Run over the mountains And over the sea By Hercules transporter To fight the Afghani With a rifle in my hand To set the country free But it's your picture in my pocket That means everything to me And it's over the mountains And over the sea By Hercules transporter To fight the Afghani With a rifle in my hand To set the country free But it's your picture in my pocket That means everything to me It's your picture in my pocket That means everything to me