Lots of Little Pigs

Lyrics

Mmmm… Once upon a time there were lots of little pigs And some of them thought they'd build themselves a straw house So they built it, they built it big and strong So the wolves wouldn't get them (And they shut the door – Ka-chung!) On the next day, some more little pigs Decided to build themselves a stick house So they built it, they built it big and strong So the wolves wouldn't get them (And they shut the door – Ka-chung!) On the last day, the rest of the little pigs Decided to build themselves a brick house So they built it, they built it big and strong So the wolves wouldn't get them (And they shut their big brick door- Ka-chung!) In the meantime, the wolves were sleeping in the forest Then the wolves woke up And they stretched a big stretch And they sniffed a big sniff And they said, "I smell pigs!" So the wolves marched on over to the straw house And they knock, knock, knocked on the door And they said, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!" And the pigs said, "Not by the hair on our chinny-chin chins!" "Then we'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll blow your house in!" So they huffed, and they puffed And they blew that house in! And the pigs ran over to their friends over at the stick house So the wolves marched on over to the stick house And they knock, knock, knocked on the door And they said, "Little pigs, little pigs, let us in!" And the pigs said, "Not by the hair on our chinny-chin chins!" "Then we'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll blow your house in!" So they huffed, and they puffed And they huffed, and they puffed And they blew that house in! And the pigs ran over to their friends over at the brick house So the wolves marched on over to the brick house And they knock, knock, knocked on the door And they said, "Little pigs, little pigs, let us in!" And the pigs said, "Not by the hair on our chinny-chin chins!" "Then we'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll blow your house in!" So they huffed, and they puffed And they huffed, and they puffed And they huffed, and they puffed, but they – oh! Couldn't blow that house in! So the wolves went around to the back of the house And they climbed up the chimney But the pigs heard them Then they put a pot of boiling water underneath the chimney And so the wolves landed in the water AAAAOOOOOOOHHHHHH! And they burned their bottoms And they went running back to the woods Where they cooled off in a lake – ahh! And they looked at each other and said "We didn't want to eat those pigs anyway (not me) Let's go back and have a party." (okay) So they did