Lyrics

[Verse 1: Rooster] Now, everybody got friends but the ones I'm talkin' 'bout you can't depend on When the fists gone you gotta find that ugly broad from the bar just to get home They're wastin' time tryin' to call 'em, you're feelin' with the alcohol But when they finally do call they be like, "Where we gonna party tonight?" (Damn) I guess I really can't say where I've been, left a second lickin' cocaine, man I'm pissed And ain't tryin' to be a cool cat, school that, take shots from the bar, gimme something from the blue tap I don't really go for the sour Amaretto's, somethin' on the rocks, get it poppin' like Berettas I'm buzzin' like a bee, no rain Blind Melon, and the bartender said, "That's a wild-ass fella" (Yeah) Shit, I shoulda said no 'cause I really don't know how I'm gettin' back home When the clock shot five, say bye, get gone, or his partner gonna realize something's gone wrong 'Cause Brian just leapt in tryna call Wess, sent Clay a text, and Dusty next But I noted that I'ma gonna wanna step around the corner, borrow a bowl of marijuana then I go into a coma like (Well I guess I'll just see you assholes tomorrow, huh?) [Chorus: Hard Target] It happens every time Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again Woke up on the floor I fell the night before Couldn't tell you what got me here But I know one thing that happens every time Mama say I got a lot to learn But I rather be left alone Sippin' on my bourbon, no I never learn it (Aw yeah) But I know one thing that happens every time [Verse 2: Uncle Snap] Damn right, it's goin' down tonight, headed out to the county line Country girls and they're bound to ride, goin' out to get that bounty shine Drip drop, flip flop and a little bit of butterscotch, lemon drop top with a cherry on top Gettin' silly with a little bit of Willie then I really did the party, don't stop (Stop) Hold up, I got a few more bars and I'm gettin' down like I'm Bruno Mars And I keep swervin' like two go-karts, why you singin' in a bar claimin' you go hard? And another shot or two, I'm doin' what I gotta do to take this fine dime home tonight (Night) What I gotta just it through to you that everything is gonna be alright? (Right) (Man I'm gone) [Chorus: Hard Target] It happens every time Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again Woke up on the floor I fell the night before Couldn't tell you what got me here But I know one thing that happens every time Mama say I got a lot to learn But I rather be left alone Sippin' on my bourbon, no I never learn it (Yeah) But I know one thing that happens every time [Verse 2: Cymple Man] It happens the same though I planned it different, I suppose I'm older so Andy Griffith I awake in a cell frustrated as hell, Mad Dog 20/20 chasin' my tail 'Cause I'm goin' nowhere plus I'm foamin' at the mouth Bitch threw me out the house, can your boy grab a couch? On a hotel check in, no well restin', when it comin' to catchin' buzzes I'm Odell Beckham Punch drunk like McGregor, at the bar with the freak, then I got her in a bind, Irish car bombs for me Slick top swervin', just keep servin', one bourbon, one shot, one beer, one person No nurse and we chuggin', forgettin' the details, 'til memory's erased like Hillary's emails But I know where the bar is at and I be on this bar stick 'til I'm an artifact, ha ha ha (Yeah) [Chorus: Hard Target] It happens every time Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again Woke up on the floor I fell the night before Couldn't tell you what got me here But I know one thing that happens every time Mama say I got a lot to learn But I rather be left alone Sippin' on my Bourbon, no I never learn it But I know one thing that happens every time Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again Couldn't tell you what got me here