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[Interlude] This is "Great Moments in Redneck History" Thank you, and good evening In 1884, Derwin B James, a struggling farmer Was in his shop workin' on his steam tractor His knees were worn out from years of hard work And he had a hard time gettin' up and down from the ground tryna fix his old tractor And then he had a idea that changed everything He went and got an old board from a scrap pile And he moutned some small wheels on the bottom of it Before you knew it, he was scootin' around everywhere Workin' in those hard to reach places But he also had a old wooden chair that he put wheels on To set up to work and roll around the shop Before long, he had everything runnin' perfect, and you know what? He had his best year a crops he ever had And we wanna thank you, Mr. Derwin Bubba James For the world's first rollin' office chair And this has been another great moment in redneck history [Outro] He's drunk