Alphabet Pony

Lyrics

[Chorus] He's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony [Verse 1] Phoney monkey toy money Lose end soda hands Pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard Just saying [Chorus] He's the alphabet pony Oh, he's the alphabet pony [Verse 2] No fun, not happy Got no money, need a friend A volcano dish on a mountain-top to live in [Chorus] He's the alphabet pony Oh, he's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony Oh, He's the alphabet pony, hey [Verse 3] Cancel Sunday, cancel Monday Don't look at me I been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed N-n-n-need a punch a pop, a bang, a different song Like a nice new home needs a mean stray dog [Chorus] Yeah, he's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony [Verse 4] Oh we go up down, up down, up down town again We like the walk, the talk don't stop And fall into the quicksand Sharp teeth dry heat Can't breathe, too many sins Don't forget my cigarettes And get something that we can drink [Chorus] He's the alphabet pony Oh, he's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony, hey He's the alphabet pony