This Ain’t Dallas

Lyrics

[Chorus 1] This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty This is a real-life two job working family And I ain't J.R., you ain't Sue Ellen We're just a man and a woman holding things together [Verse 1] I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive My wife ain't out shoppin' with the country club queens She's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three [Chorus 1] And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty This is a real-life two job working family And I ain't J.R., you ain't Sue Ellen We're just a man and a woman holding things together [Bridge] Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan, they're a sight to see My ol' lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'" I said "Now honey, don'tcha know all of that is on TV?" [Chorus 2] And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen We're just man and woman holding this thing together [Chorus 2] No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen We're just man and woman holding things together [Refrain] Hey, we're just a man and woman holding this thing together Honey, turn off the TV