Ninja

Lyrics

[Intro: The Jokerr] Ninjas (I'm a ninja) Masters of the sacred martial art of ninjutsu (I know ninjutsu, bitch) They are unquestioned and unchallenged in their indomitable fighting skills (I got indomitable fighting skills) They live among us in disguise (I'm in disguise, bitch) They hide in the shadows (I'm a ninja) They can attack from anywhere at any time (I'm a motherfucking ninja) Nothing can stop a ninja, hahahahaha [Chorus] Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Goddamn, it'd feel good to see people up on it [Verse 1] Yo, goddamn I wish I could be shogun samurai Take my katana into Ralphs, make bananas fly I'd never have to wait in line, no, not at all Whoever cuts me off, I straight karate chop they balls Everywhere I'd ever go, I'd be sockin' jaws Roundhousin' bitches over banisters in shoppin' malls As soon as I arrive places they just stop and pause 'Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja What I would do if I only had a ninja sword Instead of knockin' I'd just stab it straight into doors (What the hell?) Soon as you open up I'd double front kick your beard And then I'd throw a fuckin' ninja ball and disappear (Where'd he go?) They'd call the cops, and they'd probably put out an APB But I'm a ninja, no cops about to make me flee Bigfoot hunters would be stalkin' me, tryin' to take my picture Damn, I wish I could be a ninja [Chorus] Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it ('Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja) Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja God damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it ('Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja) [Verse 2] Look, every motherfuckin' ninja has a good plan I would move to New York and join the Foot Clan Fuck the Ninja Turtles, they can catch these ninja stars I'd push 'em up through manholes directly into cars (Boom) Fresh turtle soup stirred with my ninja blade Then I'd smash April O'Neil and give her ninja AIDS (Ew) If Casey Jones tried to trip, he'd catch this ninja fade 'Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja Yo, ayy look, if I were a ninja, I'd follow all the ninja codes And just kick it in my ninja lair with my ninja bros Puffin' hella ninja blunts, sippin' ninja 40s Sittin' 'round a fire takin' turns tellin' ninja stories And fuck a white, red, blue, black or brown belt I can spin in circles fast enough to make the ground melt Then stick my leg out and break your ankles as I sweep kick ya Damn, I wish I could be a ninja [Chorus] Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it ('Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja) Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a nigga Damn, I wish I could be a ninja God damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it ('Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja) [Verse 3] Look, now if I really were a ninja, I wouldn't take shit I'd ninja tackle elderly people and break hips (My leg!) And take trips back to Japan and film movies Where you hear me stop talkin', but my lips are still movin' Spinnin' nunchucks over my head so fast I take off Then ninja helicopter by the office of my day job Then dangle there swayin' back and forth like my nuts be And hypnotize 'em all with my mystical ninja butt cheeks (Ew) 'Cause I'm a ninja now and ninjas just don't give a fuck Go ahead and swing on me, bitch, you'll miss, I'll just ninja duck I'm just a blurred shadow in my black ninja PJs Playin' Frogger off at the top of cars crossin' freeways I'd remake The Karate Kid, beat up bullies for beach babes Then hold the trophy up as the credits roll and the beat plays Then Chuck Norris would make a cameo Give me thumbs up and a fist bump, damn, I wish I could be a ninja "Sixteen bars is not the ninja way If you are truly a ninja, keep going" Yo, if I were a ninja, there'd be so many benefits I'd finally figure out how my girl be takin' ninja shits I'd finally learn the answers to the universe's mysteries Then fight Scorpion in the orchid of ancient citrus trees I swear to God, I'd be the illest ninja in history I'd snap bitches necks over the slightest little tiff with me Then go to American Ninja Warrior's obstacle course Beat it and win stuff, then maybe I'd finally be a ninja [Chorus] Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (I'd finally be a ninja) Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it ('Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja) Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (Oh yeah) Damn, I wish I could be a ninja God damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it ('Cause I'm a motherfuckin' ninja) [Outro] Hahahahaha, you weak, pathetic fool Pathetic? What the fuck you talkin' 'bout? If you were really a ninja, you woulda kept goin' Bitch, I did keep goin' Yeah, but even more, though What you mean "even more"? I added eight more bars Ha ha ha Then transitioned to the last chorus perfectly Pathetic, ha ha ha You want this song to be, like, fuckin' eight minutes long? People would lose interest They already lost interest 'cause those lyrics were dingleberry dust Nigga, fuck you, deep voice bitch Ha ha ha At first I thought you were this magnanimous Shao-Kahn-ass nigga Oh, please But now I'm 'bout to fuck you up Take your best shot, you little sperm thermos *Fighting* Nigga, fuck, take this shit, fuck, shit, fuck, don't call me a sperm thermos. I'll fuck you up. Take this shit, bitch. Yeah. Yeah, take that. Take that, punk ass deep-voiced bitch! Yeah, yeah, "I'm a ninja. I'm a ninja." Fuck that! I'm a wicked clown, bitch! Ha ha ha ha ha