Every Halloween

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I hear em all comin' down the street, I hear their feet pittering pattering I hear them birds in them dead trees, chirpin' at me they're chittering chattering I see the cobwebs strung on the doors, the fences,the porches and pergolas All the orange and black on the packages, candy and crap that consumers all purchased up Wait til I get word, an emergence, unnerving I'm waiting for the perfect-est time of the year I got me a mission to come back with a vengeance I'm serving this sentence it's time to appear! I got me a beer, I'm kickin' back, watchin' em Walkin' and talkin', I'm plottin' again They're not gonna win This DVD's not gonna be PG this evening I got me a plan! Two years ago, they made me go, crazy when they hazed me! I took a year off to regroup and since then I've been thinkin' about this shit daily! I gotta get back at these little bitches, they're just kids, I can't let them faze me! It's almost that moment, I hear 'em all comin', now 1 2 3 here we go HEY WE! Yeah I see 'em below me! I'm up in the trees like crows be! My first victim is a fifth grader dressed like a ghost, in a sheet with two holes, see Had him a little plastic pumpkin pail, full of assortments of candy I jumped down and grabbed him Bwaah! He punched me and ran, he ran, he ran, he ran, he ran and ran and ran some more! I chased him all over the neighborhood til I wound up standing right at his door He turned and screamed "Yo, what the hell are you doing bitch, I'm not a kid I'm exactly like you" "oh shit" "I've been tryin' to catch me a victim, I'm in disguise, creepin' up and I'm grabbin' em, too! What the hell!? You're blowin' me up." "Sorry, man." You're really blowin' me up, man!" "Sorry!" "Now I gotta go change my outfit, pick some other stupid ass way to disguise myself, and infiltrate a whole new batch of kids, you piece of shit!" [Chorus] It happens every Halloween [Verse 2] What the hell are you thinkin' now I gotta go and change all of my outfits! I've been plottin' this shit for like six months, I've been stakin' out all of these houses I've been makin' friends with the neighborhood kids and not lettin' em figure out shit Then you come along, and fuck it all up, you might as well friggin' announce it Look, look, I'm sorry I didn't have any idea there was someone like me in this neighborhood It was an honest mistake, it won't happen again Can we leave it at that and just say we're good? HELL NO! Not even close bitch, I've been workin' at this for a friggin' while Now there's not enough time to start it all over you're helpin' me finish my mission now! Finish your mission, what you gotta do? Well a few thousand years ago I was just hittin' this piece, we kept it low key with discretion but she was in bed with this ancient egyptian priest! Wait a minute did she have a fat booty? The booty was banging and she had a rack to match! Was it in King Yakanatan's royal palace? Yeah! I was straight smashin' it back to back! Was her name Nefrotiti? Yeah! How did you know? I was smashin' her too Damn she was a hoe Did u get caught and have a curse put on you for ten thousand years? Yup yup you already know Thats crazy Damn were exactly the same Maybe we should be working together now? Yo how long has it been since you meet ur quota homie? Its honestly been like forever now (dialogue) Chours And it happens every halloween(x4) You know what, you know what maybe we've been looking at this all wrong What? Maybe we need to change it up How? We've been wasting our energy chasing these faggots well mabye it should be them chasing us So maybe instead of this hiding and plotting and creeping We need to establish a home base Yeah like a haunted house or somthin Yeah have the kiddies lineing up we proabbly could fill up the wholle place Hey yo wait how about that old women winklemen house on the next street That bitch on dialisis she can't do shit to us we could just roll up and flex G Hmm Yeah You know she ain't handing out candy Yeah we could just run in there and tie her up Use her as a decoration put up some signs and open That shit would be fire bruh Lets go Alright i'm on the balcony now ill go around back while you stay in the front Ill creep in the window while you just pretend that your trick or treating as i break in this dump Just keep an eye out Yeah i got you but take this walkie talkie so we can stay in conmunication while we do this just let me know when ur inside Alright im in is the coast clear Of course it is stupid Now come to the front Im coming but damn this house smells exactly like cat piss And this old lady looks like she already dead shes laying here right on her matress Damnit hurry up come and get me I will but oh shit shes starting to move bro Fuck it im coming in *breaks door* Ive been waiting for you 2 Noooooo Whats going on You think you 2 are the only one smahing namafriti That bitch was a freak she went both ways like your buttcheeks are gonna go when i get done with you