Thumbscrews

Lyrics

My hands are really shaking I cannot hardly walk We're gonna ask the landlord Why he's been such a cock If he starts into lying We'll know it right away We're only gonna ask him Just to hear what he will say Then we will get the thumbscrews And put him in his place Leave a great big hole Where he used to keep his face Then one more time we'll ask him Why he's been the way he's been And then we'll get the thumbscrews And start all over again If you've got fun ideas Of lots of different ways That we could jack this jackass And torture him for days We all sit there relaxing While he's bleeding from his ears That fucker's had it coming Just shy of seven years My hands are really shaking I cannot hardly walk We're gonna ask the landlord Why he's been such a cock