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Reciever 1: ***** Markets Caller (Rosine): Do you guys..do you have balloons? R:YeNo (kinda of inbetween yes and no) C: Y..Y..You don't have balloons? R: You what? C: You guys don't make balloons? R: Yeah C: So can i order balloons from you? R: No, you have to come in C: Do you have any lobsters? R: Hold on one second... (Puts him on hold) Reciever 2: Hello? C: Hello? R2: Yeah can I help ya? C: Yes, I'm looking for ballons R2: Ok. What kind? C: I like the balloons, the blue big brown balloons R2: Sure! C: I like to blow them up and than let the air out.. R2: Oh, come on in and you can do that C: How many could I touch and lick? R2: As many as you want. You can touch and lick em' all C: I like those balloons those ballons are nice too R2: Whatever you wanna do man C: I likeded that shit we drink that shit R2: Whatever you wanna do bro C: I like to eat lobster too R2: Ok, you can eat lobster C: I used to eat... I used to order lobsters n' shit.(R2: Yeah) And I wouldn't eat that shit, I'd lick that shit. (R2: You'd lick it huh.) And then I slap-ded that shit right off my table. (long pause) That shit was good R2: Yeah C: I slap-ded that shit.. (R2: alright man see ya later.) Right. (Hangs up) (Jerky Boys crew chuckles)