I Can’t Stand It

Lyrics

It's hard being a man Living in a garbage pale My old lady called me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it any more, more I can't stand it any more, more But if Shirley would just come back, it'd be alright If Shirley would just come back, it'd be alright I live with thirteen dead cats A purple dog that wears spats They're all living in the hall And I can't stand it anymore I can't stand it any more, more I can't stand it any more, more But if Shirley would just come back it'd be alright If Shirley would just come back it's be alright It's hard being a man living in a garbage pale My old lady called me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it any more, more I can't stand it any more, more But if Shirley would just come back, it'd be alright I cried, if Shirley would just come back it'd be alright What ya gotta lose?