Lyrics

Since you walked out on me I get calls from pretty women every day Since you walked out on me I get calls from pretty women every day But this ring on my fingers, hell, I guess it means that I can't play This chick's been calling me Says she' d be happy as can be If I just would Seems you're a thousand miles away And I don't see why I can't say That I could If I refuse her gracefully She' s still gonna think of me L'm awful rude... [Chorus] You got me... Hitched! Hitched! And you're prematurely seven-year-itched Hitched! Hitched! Wammy' d, voodoo' d, mojo' d and bewitched! When I was young and single them pretty ladies never looked at me No, when I was young and single them ladies never took a chance with me And now they're all around me, when l'm married getting' fat and thirty-three! You walked out of our house You said you don't know If you're ever comin' back Said I should get on with my life Get my head down And stick to my tracks But these chicks are all around me And it's lookin' like My will is gonna crack! [Chorus] It's getting' hard to take 'Cause she's standin' close And breathin' in my ear I pretend I haven't noticed Light a cigarette And sip here on my beer It's just the fact that I don't smoke Makes her point out That I'm actin' kinda queer!