A Christmas Duel

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Howlin Pelle] I bought no gift this year And I slept with your sister I know I should have thought twice Before I kissed her But with the year we had last And the dress that she wore I just went along for the ride And I came back for more And I'm sorry baby... [Interlude: Cyndi] That's all OK honey, cause see... [Verse 2: Cyndi] I bought no tree this year And I slept with your brother I wrecked your Daddy's car And went down on your Mother I set your record collection on fire And said I never knew Felt kind of bad about that And I know you did too [Pre-Chorus: Cyndi and Both] So whatever you say, it's all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin' Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad [Chorus: Both] And spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together [Verse 3: Howlin Pelle and Cyndi] I married you last year Bet you thought I was sober, right? But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake This could all have been over Ah honey please don't Excuse your behavior Cause I hired a hit man and changed your will It's now all in my favor [Pre-Chorus: Both] So whatever you say, it's all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin' Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad [Chorus: Both] And spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together And spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together [Bridge: Howlin Pelle] Holding on without any reason Cause something's strong this holiday season [Pre-Chorus: Both] So whatever you say, it's all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin' Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad [Chorus: Both] And spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together And spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together