The Moche Monster Review

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The Moche Monster Review

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I hope that I shall never see All the Moche monsters lined up in front of me True repulse and total disgust Getting rid of Moche is an imperative must These are just to name a few We hope they don't influence you Moche Monster! Yonder comes a soft car Which probably won't take me very far The organ grinder behind the wheel Is hoping he can score a feel His eyes are bulging at your bod He thinks you are a free-loving mod Moche Monster! Well there's quite a few people that drive soft cars, and they usually stop and pick us up hitchhiking because, they want to beat their meat while they look at us. You know, I've had such weird offers. For instance, you've heard 'em all. This one man had a drawn-on mustache, and it was, drooling down one corner of his mouth and he had black, a black drool coming down his mouth! So horrible! And, um, he drove us all the way home from, from L.A. I couldn't believe it. And then when he right-right after he dropped us off, he turns around and goes "Ten dollars to eat it!" and we went "Aaaah!" And we left his car, and his doors were flapping like this, they were, you know. And, before he left, he screamed out the window, you know he said "Can I..." Oh what was that? Oh "I'll give you five dollars apiece if I can sit and jack off while I look at your legs!" Isn't that outrageous? Now those are demented, those poor men. I feel so sorry for them I could, oh my God. And there's more of those than there is sane people

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  • Sparky Parker
  • Miss Pamela