Miss Pamela and Miss Sparky Discuss STUFFED BRAS and Some of Their Early Gym Class Experiences

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[Miss Pamela and Miss Sparky, spoken] Oh god, it reaks like- And it's so repulsive if-if, it seems that every single girl that I dressed next to had acne all over her body I know, or she had B.O. (B.O.) I used to dress next to this girl named Big Red and she had big red frizzy hair I remember her And in the last part of our senior semester, she turned into a cheepy And she decided wasn't she hilarious? to put red Crayola on her eyebrows Because you know, they didn't show up very much wasn't she hilarious She had these glasses with points on the end She was so funny, she had huge buns, didn't she? And she dressed next to me and she'd always flab her buns on me when they were wet and I'd just go She look like a matron in a uh prison (yes she did) (exactly) (like encaged) Yeah, she's like that one who got the fork in her tit And I was so deadly to her it was so sad because I would just open my locker and snatch my clothes and go like this and run and stand by this place and dress and come shove my gym clothes and split She was horrible (oh, she was awful) Well Sparky and I wore stuffed bras then you know, it was so embarrassing to take off (so we had to wash it with Kleenex, wouldn't show when we underdressed you know) (It wasn't Kleenex, I used scarves) We used scarves to stuff in there so our tits would go HUH, big knockers One day they'd be pointed the next day they'd be you know Rounded, squared off Alternated And I remember the boy who called me the stacked girl down the street if he knew, look at th-look at that oh my god, Joe Carpenter It's so great-it's so great we turned from voluptuous, high schoolers to flat chested mini mamas We were chased, we used to wrap our hair like this (yeah we did) and go [Miss Pamela and Miss Sparky, singing] How embarrassing it is at only 13 To have to take showers in front of a dyke gym teacher Who drools at the sight of your pectoral muscles flexing Smelling of four laps around the track 50 push-ups multiplied by 200 girls The cracks of backs hitting cement floors As we strained our bodies into womanhood Room 323 Stagnant socks Sweaty girls Broken locks Two by two to the opposite gym Our nylons rolled, under our socks Today is the day of heavy socializing Heavy socializing, heavy socializing!! Finally getting to The BTO's!!