Lyrics

Well The world is now quite different It's getting rather hot But that don't mean that there can't be An occasional temperature drop This time for us is tied to Such a festive way of living When we are all fat fatties And not a single fuck is given A 1, a 2, a 1 2, 3 Oh you know that Christmas is comin around When it's cold as hell And you know that Santa's comin to town When it starts to get cold as hell We're freezin our asses off around the nation At least there's one big consolation We're about to smother eachother with gifts But that don't change that it's cold as shit You know you 'bout to see friends and family When it's cold as hell And you'll gain ten pounds on pie and candy When it starts to get cold as hell We're freezin our asses off around the world All the cold-ass boys and hypothermic girls Get ready for a hundred renditions of jingle bells When it's cold as hell Oh So long ago when I was an itty bitty baby The slightest hint of chill Made me moan and groan so awful crazy (sorry mother) But now as I toil away On a frigid day scraping the car off Hey, it ain't so bad No I don't mind a bit, won't quit 'Cause There's a light at the end of the tunnel As I'm freezin my balls off As I'm freezin my balls off You know they're selling out of things you don't need When it's cold as hell And there's a genocide of all the pine trees When it starts to get cold as hell We're freezin our asses off around the nation At least there's one big consolation We're about to smother eachother with gifts But that don't change that it's cold as shit You know that frosty's coming to life When it's cold as hell And someone's gonna die outside of BestBuy When it starts to get cold as hell We're freezin our asses off around the world All the cold-ass boys and the hypothermic girls Get ready for a hundred renditions of jingle bells When it's cold as hell Put on your gloves Put on your hat Go get your coat Snatch it off the coatrack If you forget You'll be in deep shit Cause it's cold as hell 3 , 4 Put on your gloves Put on your hat Go get your coat Snatch it off the coatrack If you forget You'll be in deep shit Cause it's cold as hell 1,2,3,4 Put on your gloves Put on your hat Go get your coat Snatch it off the coatrack If you forget You'll be in deep shit Cause it's cold as hell