President’s Day

Lyrics

When the snow flurries swirl And we're all filled with cheer It's time to celebrate My favorite holiday of the year You know which one I'm talkin' about… Presidents' Day! It's Presidents' Day, it's time to reflect On those wonderful men that we elect Abraham Lincoln and George Washington Thomas Jefferson and Alec Baldwin Celebrate Oscar De La Hoya He fought off the British so they would not annoy ya Raise the flag, the stars and stripеs Our 41st president, Weslеy Snipes Charles Nelson Reilly won the war With the help of his mighty vice president, Thor We were in trouble at the battle of Manila But lucky for us, we had president Godzilla (*Godzilla Roars*) Thanks, President Godzilla My country tis of thee Sweet land of Mr. T and Mrs. T They did so much for us Like president Spartacus Who chopped down a forest So we can have softer toilet paper Okay, this is really soft And now let's salute one of our greatest presidents President Johnson Oh no, no, not that one No, no, sorry, not him Oh, there he is So celebrate our fearless leaders Like Harrison Ford and his VP, Derek Jeter And let's not forget President Pacino Who fought at the Alamo with Robert De Niro Celebrate, everyone dancin' For the first woman president, Scarlett Johansson It's Presidents' Day Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh Oh my gosh, I just sounded exactly like President Christina Aguilera That is so crazy