Home Haircuts

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I go to the barber to get shorn And I leave looking nothing like Shane Warne I know it's too late to tell them to stop So I sit down in my chair and close my eyes 'Cause I just can't watch [Chorus] Home haircuts Do they ever go right? And "What are you thinking?" Is all I think about at night [Verse 2] I go to the barber to get shorn And I leave feeling empty and forlorn I show them a picture of Roger McGuinn Edwyn Collins, John Lennon, David Byrne It seems I just can't win [Chorus] And home haircuts Do they ever go right? And "What are you thinking?" Is all I think about at night And these hairdressers Where can I even start? And what are they thinking Before they go and break my heart? [Verse 3] I wanted my mum to cut my hair for me She said, "Louis, we don't need these kind of problems In this family" And now I'm feeling so unhappy, unhappy with my hair And it's making me unhappy, oh yeah [Chorus] And home haircuts Do they ever go right? And "What are you thinking?" Is all I think about at night And these hairdressers Where can I even start? And what are they thinking Before they go and break my heart?