Lyrics

And I've seen Sasquatch makin' crop circles Beneath the Nothern Lights And I've been witness to a strange occurrence Damn near my whole life You see, now I tried to see things different But I can't argue with my sight It sounds as stupid as my haircut And as strange as my whole life My whole damn life Appearance is dead Keep up appearances for everyone here These disappearances are common up here Or at the very least, explainable It's usually with mirrors Only the methods are debatable (TO BE CONTINUED)