Columbus’ Boat Ride

Lyrics

[Skit] Chicken Little: Check it out, Hangerhead, this must be the place. "Uncle Scam's Welfare and Federally Funded Freak Show." This place is huge! I wonder where we start? Hangerhead: Why not start at the beginning, ya dumb fuck? Look over there Columbus: Ahoy kids, ride the Christopher Columbus Boat Ride! Jump in any of the boats: the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Enslave Ya, and the Rape Ya Chicken Little: Excuse me, Mr. Columbus, but we're tryin' to find our Uncle Scam Columbus: You want some scoop, you gotta ride the boats first. How much money ya got? Chicken Little: Well, this is all I have Columbus: Hmm, well, that seems just about right Chicken Little: Hey, Mr. Columbus, you took all my money! Columbus: No, I didn't kid. Mmm, I discovered it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hangerhead: Damn, Chicken Little, dude left you broke like a treaty and shit Chicken Little: Damn, let's get outta here