Why Can’t I Grow a Beard?

Lyrics

I know it's wrong, but I lie a lot I like to think that it's all I've got To keep you here, interested in me I think it's cool that you love yourself What's even cooler is there's someone else To make you feel better about this, oh But still I storm the stairs like I was twelve And I would lope my nose just to spare your face I'd lock these doors and I'll close the drapes I'm not coming out unless I get some answers soon And if the answers don't come, we'll stick to my guns I'm entitled to this, I feel I've overcome Getting stepped on and hurt and abused And it's gonna end bad Well, I guess I'll just end this now 'Cause I sure as shit ain't comin' out He grew a beard 'cause he couldn't shave It reached the floor and it seemed like days And cameramen, they flooded my front yard Denied requests for interviews But told the world on the local news That she's happy and I could never be, oh But still I storm the stairs like I was twelve And I would lope my nose just to spare your face I'd lock these doors and I'll close the drapes I'm not coming out unless I get some answers soon And if the answers don't come, we'll stick to my guns I'm entitled to this, I feel I've overcome Getting stepped on and hurt and abused And it's gonna end bad Well, I guess I'll just end this now 'Cause I sure as shit ain't comin' out, oh no I'm not coming out, I'm not coming out I'd chop up my nose just to spare your face I'd lock these doors, I'd close the drapes I'm not coming out unless I get some answers soon And if the answers don't come, we'll stick to my guns I'm entitled to this, I feel I've overcome Getting stepped on and hurt and abused, oh-ooh It's gonna end bad I guess I'll just end this It's gonna end bad I guess I'll just end this It's gonna end bad So I guess I'll just end this soon I know it's gonna end bad So I guess I'll just end this now 'Cause I sure as shit ain't coming out