Lyrics

[Verse 1] My kicks got nicked in Charleston Got spat on in Halifax Lost the jacket that protects me From rogue umpire attacks And though I'm deep in debt like Jaylen I can't bet a single coin 'Cause on the first day of the season, we rejoice [Verse 2] Well, my truck broke down in Moab By the Hellmouth's gaping Maw So I hitchhiked down to Hades To punch God in the jaw 'Cause someday that nut will come down To shell me and the boys But until that reckoning, we'll rejoice [Chorus] Yeah, we'll rejoice We'll rеjoice 'Cause to be honеst, we don't really have a choice Oh, tomorrow, we can gamble Till the whole plane is destroyed But on the first day of the season, we rejoice [Verse 3] Well, so often times are tragic When it comes to ol' blaseball From the Shelled One's Pod betrayals To the deaths of Monreal [Bridge] And Massey and Jenna and Olive and Nora And Murphy and Lars and Sosa and Greatness And Famous and Meritt and Zi and Jessi And Hurley and Dracaena and Aldon and Cedric And Rhys and Bennett and Bryanayah and Juan And Barnes and Passon and Miguel and Chorby And Kath and Kennedy and Meadows and Ogden And Sebastian and Atlas and Tyler and Tiana And Jorge and Matteo and Sam and Shaquille And Blankenship, Santana and Rangel and Sunshine And Derrick and Rubberman and Langley and Landry And Steakknife and Stevenson and Ingram and Matheo And Duende and England and Morrow and Turquoise And Internet and Bookbaby and Lotus and Randall And Mickey and Wesley and Moody and Elijah And Scorpler and Kiki and Antonio and Dominic Murray and Telephone and Yazmin and Frasier And Workman and Wheeler and Hobbs and José And Tillman and Jaylen and— wait, okay. I think that's all of them. One more verse! [Verse 4] I got blooddrained down in Dallas Heard the birdstorm's horrid caw Got mocked outside of Philly By a phone singing "Rap God" Yes, tomorrow brings the darkness And that awful piercing noise (that no one can explain!) But on the first day of the season we rejoice Yeah, on the first day of the season, we rejoice