Lyrics

[Verse 1] The waterboy looks down on him As he picks up the ball It's another awful day It's another awful day for Mike Townsend Our prodigal son, our shameful pitcher Mike Townsend [Pre-Chorus] And he pitches the ball In the same way To the same place Every time, like an asshole And it's a strong hit to the outfield And it's a double for the Spies [Chorus] Mike Townsend is a disappointment He's a loser and a total disgrace Mike Townsend is a disappointment Mike Townsend better еnd up in flames Yeah [Verse 2] He throws thе ball in the air So that he can catch it and look cool But he misses catching it on the way down And he just drops it on the floor And has to bend down and pick it up again Like nobody just saw him drop it [Pre-Chorus] And he pitches the ball In the same way To the same place Every time, like an asshole And the batter sees the defeat in his eyes And there's no strikes, no outs It's a home run, great job [Chorus] Mike Townsend is a disappointment He's a loser and a total disgrace Mike Townsend is a disappointment Mike Townsend better end up in flames Yeah [Instrumental] [Outro] Mike Townsend is a disappointment He's a loser and a total disgrace